Things I Wish I Hadn't Eaten Out of Desperation

Anything left in our malfunctioning mini-fridge that smells like old milk and was turned off for an entire day.

Tuna for breakfast.

Tuna made with the mayonnaise left in our malfunctioning mini-fridge that smells like old milk and was turned off for an entire day.

Pasta with vodka sauce left in our malfunctioning mini-fridge that smells like old milk and was turned off for an entire day.

FM(dorm)L.

-Chelsea

After sleeping way too long (because I was debating whether or not I would actually go to class), a list of things I have not consumed today

pizza
cold pizza
toast with butter and jam
orange juice
bread crumbs
sushi
Italian food
a cold glass of milk
anything from Dunkin' Donuts
the carrot cake sitting on my boyfriend's stove (that no one is eating)
lima beans
fruit
Chinese food
packets of MSG
a Five Guys burger
anything on the food pyramid
beer
pixie stix
a coke
orphaned children
the skin on my bottom lip


Ali